Sherlock licked his paw in irritation, “Look in the mirror you idiot.” John looked in the mirror, and SHIT, he was a hedgehog and Sherlock was indeed a fucking cat.
“WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS SHERLOCK?!?!?” he exclaimed.
“Science John,” Meowed Sherlock gravely.
“Why are you wearing a deerstalker” asked John.
“I have no fucking clue” said Sherlock.
THE END
