hello, same anon from yesterday and I just wanted to say I really did feel bad for phrasing it that way. I can see how you probably read it and I didn't mean it that way at all (I mean, I'm a virgin too anyway haha), it didn't transfer well into text I guess. so sorry once again! i should have stated it differently!
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Anonymous
I’m sorry for bitching at you about it. I just got pissy because I get that a lot. It’s totally okay and I don’t want you to feel bad. To show how much I forgive and love you and as an offering of eternal friendship here have this duck penis:

That was a joke to make you laugh. I’m so funny. Please love me.
