Yes, I am a virgin. I’ve said it in the past, and I’m not ashamed of this fact, nor do I think sexual experience is a sole basis for negatively judging someone at either end of the spectrum. Now, it’s one thing to ask, “Are you a virgin?” but making it a statement like that has a really negative connotation of “Hey look at me I’m a condescending douche-bag.” Maybe that wasn’t your intention, but it came off that way. Anyway, since you seem to be someone who is sexually experienced, here I baked you a cake:

I should totes make myself a “Congrats on the Celibacy” cake. Rub in the sexual frustration a bit ;)

Much love xoxo,

19 year old virgin blogger